Wednesday, May 31, 2006

3 more weeks before I leave for Aussieland. The feeling is terrible. Its just the same as the day I enlisted to the army...standing at the ferry terminal waiting for my turn to board the ferry to Tekong Island. Gonna miss so many things back here...gonna start a new life all over again. Worst of all...I have not even settled my accomodation yet...heh heh...poor me....gonna sleep on the streets of Melbourne.

For the past 2 weeks I've been clubbing like mad...I tink Butter Factory is pretty good...it has a chic crowd and at least the age limit is above 18...so you dun really see those erm...younger guys and girls there. The crowd's more matured (the hippie crowd I call it)...that's the way I like it. With hip hop and R n B all nite long...I can't ask for more.

We opened a bottle of Martel last Sat at Butter...Kris got pissed drunk while having one Martel shots too many...sigh...was stuck outside Double O tryin to sober her up...yeah...till like 5 man...and we left the club at 3 plus. Next time she's banned from drinking so much.

Well...its kinda sad that I'm leaving this company. My manager's one crazy women, my supervisor's one helluva person and my colleagues; a fun bunch...its kinda rare that you see all these coming in a package. Exactly 2 more weeks till my last day at work...and then I'm flying off to Hong Kong wif the usual suspects for 5 days of fun...wooohooo!!!

Friday, May 05, 2006

Heheh...something to tickle your bones

Lee Family to Take Over National Football Team

Rumours about the Lee family taking over the Singapore Football team were confirmed yesterday when leading members of the family showed up for a practice session with the National team -- sporting new hairdos inspired by World Cup 2002."Singapore is facing a shortage of talent and we lack credible leadership with vision and the ability to score goals," said Mr. Noah Hope, Chairman of the FAS. PM BG Lee showed off his new Ronaldo-inspired haircut, and proceeded to mesmerise the National team players with his heading skills.

"Obviously we have a very fine head here," said Masuk Dua, the team's new goalkeeper as he failed to stop one of his thundering headers off a corner. "All that Cambridge and Harvard education must have helped hone his skills in reading the ball and judging its trajectory." Grassroots leaders who were carrying and juggling spare balls on the sidelines oohed and aahed as the PM proceeded to complete a hat-trick during the practice session. PM Lee's younger brother, Lee Hsien Yang wowed the younger fans with a Ronaldinho inspired flowing dreadlock hairdo. He proceeded to dazzle everybody with his prowess in midfield, directing the play using miniature Singtel handphones that every player was required to use.

"It is obvious that they are qualified to play for Singapore based on merit alone," gushed Mr.Hope. "They have incredible ball control and the uncanny ability to avoid being tackled," he added as the two brothers brought the ball out from defence and scored a goal with three touches of the ball in an impressive show of dribbling skills. "Our players tried to get past their security guards but they were just too good." Meanwhile, Mdm Ho Ching, arrived with a dyed-blonde look. The Chairman of Temasek and defensive midfielder told the press that although she admired the Brazilian team's skills, she was not impressed with their hairstyles. "The Japanese players showed more style in their hair colour and there is something about them we can emulate, even if it's not their economic progress."

She also added that being blonde had its advantages as she can also change to a more spiky David Beckham look if that proved to be more popular with the fans. PM Lee Hsien Yang quipped, "Maybe you should have my dreadlocks. Then people can call you Ronaldin-Ho." "Our policy of hiring players from Nigeria and Croatia has been a dismal failure as those countries showed a lack of aptitude by not even qualifying for the Round of 16," explained Mr. Hope. "Our political leaders have decided that taking over the National team was for the greater good." In a related development, the AG Chambers has announced that it will look into the possibility of litigation against opponents who resort to yellow-card tactics in an effort to ensure that the National football team enjoys a level playing field overseas. Furthermore, teams that manage to beat Singapore may have to face a legal challenge on grounds of potential defamation.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Just another weekend...

Another long week just passed in a blink on an eye...after drawing out a small percentage from my newly recieved Progress Package, went to Devil's on Saturday nite...sigh...nowadays clubbing doesn't really appeal to me anymore. Or is it jus becuz I've been working at the night scene for too long. Wanted to go to Mdm Wong at first but Candice said her frens wanted to go to the latter so yeah...ended up waiting till 3 for the R n B and hip hop to start...by that time I was already too tired to do any body movements. The crowd wasn't that fantastic in fact...maybe it wasn't the place for me. Worst of all, my clubbin khaki Vic couldn't come down again (as usual). Had to spend quality time with his galfren. It was a pretty uneventful nite...so in the end we left at 4 and I went home with Estella. At least we had Monday to look forward to...suntanning at Sentosa. But low and behold...the sky was pretty dark on Monday, and it started to rain on our way down. So in the end we just had lunch and I headed back home. Pretty f**k up way to spend the long weekend duncha tink?

5 more days before my parents come back from Hainan island...so much for blastin the music from my computer at high decibels and stuff like that. Well..at least this 2 weeks of pure freedom was fun. Wished they had extended their holidays there...heh heh. So its gonna be a new week at work again...living a life of no existance, doing monotonous jobs. But what the hell...the pay is darn good. At least the following Friday I'm hitting the clubs again. Colleen's birthday...and I know this time it will be fun. Somehow I kinda miss my bartending job...oh well...get over it dude..its over...no more serving hot babes behind the counter, no more receiving compliments from them and finally...no more flirting on the job