Saturday, August 19, 2006

Drinking party turned nightmare for Mr Kwan

Now...how many people have seen our Mr Kwan walking around half naked?? Not many right? Maybe from time to time its waist up. But on one special occasion...he was caught with his pants down!!! Took 3 guys to tackle tipsy Kwan to get his jeans off...the reaction...priceless. Here are some of the highlights of what happened during that fateful night.


Mr Kwan looking lost...wondering where he's jeans was...sorry for the bad take cuz I was almost about to roll on the floor laughing...



Emergency evasive action taken by Jonny grabbing the nearest army shorts available...looks like a skirt doesn't it


Guess what...we took the shorts from him too!!!


Jonny Kwan lying on the bed...semi-naked....trying to salvage whats left of his dignity

Full details will be out soon in a movie format of that fateful night courtesy of Jay Koh and his trusty Sony Ericsson...stay tuned

Best donuts in e world

This is e BEST doughnuts I've ever eaten. Preveen bought 2 boxes of Aussieland's famous Krispy Kreme from Sydney. Crispy on the outside, soft on the inside with powdered sugar...yummilicious. One box was eaten by those god-damned ants...the other box was shared between Johnny, Jay and I with the equal and fair proportion of Jonny: 3/4 doughnut, Jay: 1/4 doughnut and of course...moi: erm...5 doughnuts. What to do...they left it in the fridge for such a long time...couldn't help eating then...didn't want them to go bad or else it would be such a waste rite guys.




I'm back!!!

Finally I'm back after almost a 2 month absence. What to do...really busy busy as a bumble bee. Speaking truthfully, it took me almost 2 months to settle down. Moving from house to house is no easy job. After you get used to one place, the next thing is u gotta go. Getting my phone an internet up was really a chore. Thanx to Jay who ermm..'kao bei kao bu' to the provider that we got one month's free waiver of telephone and internet...hehe...really good ah he. I call him the da jie of the house. Making sure everything is neat, stuff n reciepts taken care of...now what is moi..the Poly accountant doing?? Hehe...nothing!!!

Some updates of my bloody boring and monotonous life here...if you still don't know...Melbourne city...which is so-called equivalant to our Orchard road, closes at 5pm on the weekends. Buses ends at 3. So now how the fuck to I get home from city after 5?? Take a cab which cost me like 28 bucks shared by 3 of us...sometimes 2. Sucks doesn't it. So what's the moral of the story...to dad, mum, uncles, aunties and grandparents...I tink poor ol' me need a car...I'll come around soon with the help-poor-Nicholas-car fund tin.

So...life goes on...after skool, I come home n study, before skool I study again...on friday while everyone is getting ready to party...I study...on sat and sun...I study again. What the fuck is wrong with me...I've got no social life!! AArrgghhh...ok...except for some odd fridays tat I get to club...what else can I do. So...the gang came up with a brilliant solution...to get a dog!!! Fei Fei's her name n she's so damn cute!!!

From the pet store looking all innocent and cudly...


To lying on the comfy new bed I bought for her...


To giving me a ticklish back massage and unbearable licks on my neck and face...


And finally the main objective...getting my double bed....geez...this gal really know how to work her way up. But no worries, she hasn't peed or pooed on my bed yet. So...ahem its still safe to sleep on my bed.