Friday, December 01, 2006

ACS Survival Guide 101

Hit List to Survive in the old Barker Campus
  1. Thou shalt always wear school badge for fear of pinch on nipples by Farmer Chan.
  2. Thou shalt avoid Farmer Chan at all cost to prevent smack on backside
  3. Thou shalt wear pants 2 sizes bigger that it hangs on yer hips n sweep the floor
  4. Thou shalt always have a hairspray n pointed orange comb in hand
  5. Thou shalt not leave plate of potato wedges unattended for fear of free-loading from the usual suspects
  6. Thou shalt always throw wet toilet paper on the ceiling
  7. Thou shalt always keep fire extinguisher box key handy for storage of handphone, discman n pager
  8. Thou shalt use distilled water bottle as a water gun
  9. Thou shalt eat chee cheong fun carefully for fear of spattering sauce on shirt
  10. Thou shall go to toilet during change of period to comb hair
  11. Thou shalt use paper given out during chinese period to make paper aeroplanes
  12. Thou shalt only use pink plastic ball in school quadrangle
  13. Thou shalt always support Shaw pool chicken wings and chicken pie
  14. Thou shalt always listen for head prefects warning n remove books from under table in time to prevent confiscation
  15. Thou shalt doodle on table whilst bored
  16. Though shalt use rubber under chair n desk as a projectile for defense measures
  17. Thou shalt always eat Sochews n Menthos in class
  18. Thou shalt sneak in from Oldham Hall n head straight to class when late
  19. Thou shalt always soak chicken rice with beef gravy and chilli
  20. Thou shalt proceed to Cyberdome after school
  21. Thou shalt never ever incur the wrath of Sunny Ng
  22. Thou should always bring school tie on Monday or risk standing at the back throughout chapel
  23. Thou shalt put bible in place quietly
  24. Thou should never ever pontang school leaving by the church driveway
  25. Thou shalt sleep in class tactically
  26. Thou shalt always make fun of Lalita
  27. Thou shalt never offend Chao Typhoon
  28. Thou shalt always keep clear of Chao Typhoon after recess
  29. Thou shalt always remember Julia Lee's butt without fail
  30. Thou shalt always support n show face but never take part in confrontations
  31. Thou shalt always use OHP projecter as mirror
  32. Thou shalt believe Cross Colours, Airwalk n Alien Workshop are cool
  33. Thou shalt never miss a school outing in foreign countries
  34. Thou shalt never throw rocks in the field for fear of hitting sumone's head
  35. Thou shalt always choose truth instead of dare
  36. Thou shalt always make fun of Chinese High n Cat High wearing shorts for 4 years and showing their leg hair
  37. Thou shalt always believe chinese lessons are a waste of time
  38. Thau shalt always remember these following names: MGS = Monkey gal skool, SCGS = Singapore Chao Gu Bak School, St Marg = Polka Dot Skool and NYGH = 80%, 20% rule
  39. And make fun of our House's names: CKS = Chia Kao Sai, GHK = Go HK and Thoburn = Toe Burn
  40. Thou shalt tear victims underwear leaving them underwear-less n give wedgies
  41. Thou shalt understand that any undone homework can be copied in the morning
  42. Thou shalt never forget the body slam incident by Jonny on Li Jing
  43. Thou shalt always disturb feminine people like Jason Tan n frens
  44. Thou shalt believe that John Chao can be bribed by food
  45. Thou shalt never get to know gals from IRC cuz u never know what u are gonna get
  46. Thou shalt pass on IRC gal's number to buddies to get rid of them
  47. Thou shalt carry a fake JPG wallet regardless of size n length
  48. Thou shalt always visit the dentist during lesson times
  49. Thou shalt always forget to bring textbook so that you can be sent out of class to talk to your buddies who are also outside
  50. And finally...my favourite one...thou shalt NEVER EVER shine the laser pointer at female teacher's backside especially when sitting at the back seat

4 Comments:

Blogger hero_hui said...

Yo nick i think u are damn bored man , can even list out so many "TO Do " stuff the Acs way. hahaah

6:30 AM  
Blogger daigongen said...

Amen to those 50 commandments

12:00 AM  
Blogger Nicholas said...

of course lah...i already said old Barker Campus liaoz...pl read carefully

7:42 PM  
Blogger jon said...

amen brother

12:34 AM  

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