Damn sad lah...

The last part so sad

Hellogoodbye!!

Just for u!!!

In this world there are 6 billion people
Some are eating, some are sleeping
Some are working hard to make ends meet, some are lying and cheating just to get through the day
Some are at war with good people, some are fighting against evil
Some are falling in love, some are hoping and waiting to find love
Some are crying from broken relationships, while others are crying tears of joy
Some are rejoicing while some are grieving
Some have already given up...while others are hoping for a second chance
6 billion people in this world, 6 billion souls living each day

...and sometimes all you need is just one

My seductive style??

Its a brand new year!!

Heya people!! Its updating time. Phew...so many tings to do cuz exams round the corner...and I'm going home!!! Yay!! Neway...its been a great Xmas and New Year's here. We had a good Xmas dinner actually. Xmas here is so unlike Singapore. Its dead on Xmas eve...kinda like the first day of Chinese New Year back in Singapore. Everybody spends Xmas Eve with their families...friends and stuff...not like us...go clubbing of some bloody crowded place for countdown. New Year was spent watchin fireworks. Thanks Roxanna for having Kelly and I over...we had fun...and met sumone with the ahem...same bdae as me...BHS part 2. Sigh..wats new...always meetin ppl like that. Its a mix between Glenn Seah and Mark...Tua KAng at its best. Aussie's are wierd...Countdown is spent watching fireworks...kinda miss back home where I have a good dinner with my family n stuff. But wat the heck...at least I had sumting to do and sumwhere to go. Dez...better enjoy yer time in Singapore man...over here...life stops after 6.

Jan 5...the day I was borne...lolz...Jonny wanted to eat Lobster...wahahah...went all the way to Boxhill man...with clams and XO sauce and Salt n Pepper fish...guess wat...we forgot to take the photos of the food...too hungry liaoz...buay tahan. Haha. Well...my bdae happened to coincide with a clubbin session organized by the pancake parlour gang...supposed to be a quiet affair where no one knew it was my bdae...but low and behold... 'sumone' just had to leak it out...sigh...drinks drinks and more drinks were ordered that I had to finish. But it was fun...Aussies like house n rave...Asians?? Need I say more?? Left the place with Kelly n my Korean colleague Lee with no hot chicks...wats new.

Been clubbin a bit since Darren and Cow came back. Lolz...Prya and Kelly can't get enough of BEach Club...lolz...wait till I get back then we will party with the rest man. Now gotta worry bout Jensen and Jason when Ops Liver Endurance II takes place on the 9th after I get back. Sob sob...I'm gonna get carried out of the club...no more safety spec...no more safety driver cuz got no car in Spore...lolz...unless my dad lents me his company van. Wahaha.




















Alcoholic Lee, Prya, me and Kelly














Sweet Kelly...she's single...any taker...lolz?















Meet Em...she hotter in real life















Coffee session along Swanston with my colleagues and my baby. Wonder why she looks so sad?















Fei Fei sleeps about anywhere















Is Fei Fei hugging Louis? Or vice versa?















Ok kids...heads up for the camera man!















Fei Fei SIT!!! Dun Move...Ahhh...NO!!















Laptop learning 101~















Look who's help herself to my quilt...















'I'm so cold...I wanna go with u back to Singapore'

Summertime

Finally had time to sit down and update wat's going on in Melbourne. I got my results just a few days ago and though it did not meet my goal...I think I did pretty well. 1 HD, 1 D, 1 Credit and a Pass. Was disaapointed with my finance though cuz it pulled my whole average down. But on the whole...I still manage to maintain my distiction streak. Well...this is just the beginning...hopefully I'll try to pull everything up to HD level...then maybe I'll try applying for Melbourne Uni...hehe...from being a Surburban Clayton boy to your typical city slicker.

Takin up a part-time job at Pancake Parlour as a kitchen hand working 20 hrs a week earning about $12.50 an hour and studying my summer module is no easy task. With trying to hit the gym 3 times a week, man I'm so fully utilise...well...what to do? When my mum saw my face on the webcam she asked why my face was swollen...haha...even my ex-colleagues also said that I put on weight. Time to get the abs back again man (so Carmen stop saying I'm thin ok). I applied for a waiter job but got to be a kitchen hand instead. Fact is, a kitchen hand doesn't get to cook...most of the time is spent facing the dishwasher. The restaurant is located at one of the busiest section of Melbourne city...well...i asked for it. At least working is better than spending 10 hours a day playing DOTA and I'm happy with the pay...least its better than working in Spore...lolz. Clubbing has taken a back seat in my life now...cuz everyone has gone home...and Jon doesn't like to club. So yeah...Friday nights are spent playing with my lil cute baby.

Weather hasn't been cold lately so I took the opportunity to do my favourite past time when I'm free...suntanning. And there is no other better place to do it than the rooftop of the our garage. The sun in Aussieland is not like Sentosa. 1 hr in the sun makes u really tanned...I was out there for 2 hours...so u guys go figure what happened. I really can't wait to get back to Spore man...9 months without my family, friends and food is getting to me real bad. I constantly miss home. 2 weeks back in Spore in Feb may be a short time...but each time spent with u guys back home is as precious as gold. I promise to meet up with as many of u guys as possible ok...Sigh...Xmas, New Year and my Birthday will be spent alone this time. Sob Sob...so sad.



With a coke in hand and my Oakleys on, sitting on my comfy chair...Operation Suntan has just begun....














Front's done...time for my back. Jon took this picture from my room window.














Picture of my room...it has a pretty nice view at night...see I'm a lil fat already. Puffy cheeks!!















How much is tat doggie at the window...woof woof




















FYI I'm not naked...my boxers were on ok



















Mr Kwan's favourite...Swedish meatballs and smiley face fries...total damage...extra 500g on
body














Rocky Road cake at Crown














Peek-a-boo!!














Jay...wtf is your dog trying to do to my lil angel!!!!














Lolz...MONSTER-KILL!!!














The 2 kids sleeping underneath my study table















So sound asleep that they din notice me walking around taking their pictures

ACS Survival Guide 101

Hit List to Survive in the old Barker Campus

1. Thou shalt always wear school badge for fear of pinch on nipples by Farmer Chan.
2. Thou shalt avoid Farmer Chan at all cost to prevent smack on backside
3. Thou shalt wear pants 2 sizes bigger that it hangs on yer hips n sweep the floor
4. Thou shalt always have a hairspray n pointed orange comb in hand
5. Thou shalt not leave plate of potato wedges unattended for fear of free-loading from the usual suspects
6. Thou shalt always throw wet toilet paper on the ceiling
7. Thou shalt always keep fire extinguisher box key handy for storage of handphone, discman n pager
8. Thou shalt use distilled water bottle as a water gun
9. Thou shalt eat chee cheong fun carefully for fear of spattering sauce on shirt
10. Thou shall go to toilet during change of period to comb hair
11. Thou shalt use paper given out during chinese period to make paper aeroplanes
12. Thou shalt only use pink plastic ball in school quadrangle
13. Thou shalt always support Shaw pool chicken wings and chicken pie
14. Thou shalt always listen for head prefects warning n remove books from under table in time to prevent confiscation
15. Thou shalt doodle on table whilst bored
16. Though shalt use rubber under chair n desk as a projectile for defense measures
17. Thou shalt always eat Sochews n Menthos in class
18. Thou shalt sneak in from Oldham Hall n head straight to class when late
19. Thou shalt always soak chicken rice with beef gravy and chilli
20. Thou shalt proceed to Cyberdome after school
21. Thou shalt never ever incur the wrath of Sunny Ng
22. Thou should always bring school tie on Monday or risk standing at the back throughout chapel
23. Thou shalt put bible in place quietly
24. Thou should never ever pontang school leaving by the church driveway
25. Thou shalt sleep in class tactically
26. Thou shalt always make fun of Lalita
27. Thou shalt never offend Chao Typhoon
28. Thou shalt always keep clear of Chao Typhoon after recess
29. Thou shalt always remember Julia Lee's butt without fail
30. Thou shalt always support n show face but never take part in confrontations
31. Thou shalt always use OHP projecter as mirror
32. Thou shalt believe Cross Colours, Airwalk n Alien Workshop are cool
33. Thou shalt never miss a school outing in foreign countries
34. Thou shalt never throw rocks in the field for fear of hitting sumone's head
35. Thou shalt always choose truth instead of dare
36. Thou shalt always make fun of Chinese High n Cat High wearing shorts for 4 years and showing their leg hair
37. Thou shalt always believe chinese lessons are a waste of time
38. Thau shalt always remember these following names: MGS = Monkey gal skool, SCGS = Singapore Chao Gu Bak School, St Marg = Polka Dot Skool and NYGH = 80%, 20% rule
39. And make fun of our House's names: CKS = Chia Kao Sai, GHK = Go HK and Thoburn = Toe Burn
40. Thou shalt tear victims underwear leaving them underwear-less n give wedgies
41. Thou shalt understand that any undone homework can be copied in the morning
42. Thou shalt never forget the body slam incident by Jonny on Li Jing
43. Thou shalt always disturb feminine people like Jason Tan n frens
44. Thou shalt believe that John Chao can be bribed by food
45. Thou shalt never get to know gals from IRC cuz u never know what u are gonna get
46. Thou shalt pass on IRC gal's number to buddies to get rid of them
47. Thou shalt carry a fake JPG wallet regardless of size n length
48. Thou shalt always visit the dentist during lesson times
49. Thou shalt always forget to bring textbook so that you can be sent out of class to talk to your buddies who are also outside
50. And finally...my favourite one...thou shalt NEVER EVER shine the laser pointer at female teacher's backside especially when sitting at the back seat

This is hilarious

Sigh...some tings lawyers ask and people's answers in court...kinda stupid n no brainer

30 things people actually said in court
Question 1.Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15thQ: What year?
A: Every year.

Question 2.
Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Question 3.Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you have forgotten?

Question 4.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: 38 or 35, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: 45 years

Question 5.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?A: He said "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Question 6.
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximatly milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Question 7.
Q: Sir, What is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, Ithink.

Question 8.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

Question 9.
Q:Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So it was possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brains was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Question 10.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped thedefendent, were you red and bluelights flashing?
A: Yes
Q: Did the defendent say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes sir
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Question 11.
Q: Now doctor, isnt it true that whena person dies in his sleep, he doesnt know about it until the next morning?

Question 12.
Q: The youngest son, the 22 year old,how old is he?

Question 13.
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Question 14.
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Question 15.
Q: Doctor how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Question 16.
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision?

Question 17.
Q: You were there until the time youleft, is that true?

Question 18.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Question 19.
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at the time?

Question 20.
Q: She had three children right?
A: Yes.Q: How many were boys?
A: none.
Q: Were there any girls?

Question 21.
Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Question 22.
Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather eleborate honeymoon, didnt you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Question 23.
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Question 24.
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Question 25.
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or female?

Question 26.
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: I do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, Voodoo.

Question 27.
Q: All your responses must be oral,OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral

28.
Q: Do you recall the time you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Question 29.
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Question 30.
Q: Did he kill you?